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somethinginthestatic:

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

(via ewok-to-remember)

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

(via snugglebug)

mahgck:

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

clownsuggest:

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

(via thirteendaysintaunton)

ndiecity:

Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy

(via misstacy)

powerburial:

*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

(via c-130jsuperhercules)

manywinged:

just found out i’ve been abandoned by god which means he’s not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

(via fairycosmos)

queerhoneybunny:

What I say:

bro I bet I could beat you in a fight

What I mean:

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